March 28, 2022 - April 10, 2022


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Join Ryan, a gay man with both a high sex drive and cerebral palsy on a journey through gay bars, hookups, and lots of margaritas in search of romance.

Ryan has a higher sex drive than you. He also has cerebral palsy. You can often find him on Grindr or at your local inaccessible gay bar. Join writer/performer Ryan J. Haddad on his search to find love. Or a date. Or at least a hookup. From encounters with drag queens to platonic lap dances, Ryan will guide you through the gay dating scene with his provocative take on intimacy, rejection, and judgment. His one request? Please bring an attractive male friend with you.

**Join us for talkbacks on April 1 (ASL interpreted) and April 8!**

Digital Playbill

Accessibility Performances

Open Captioned performances feature permanently visible, on-screen text description that displays dialogue, identifies speakers, and describes other relevant sounds.

March 28
March 29
March 30

ASL Interpreted performances feature interpreters placed inside the theatre who translate what the actors are saying and expressing to the audience.

April 1
April 3 Matinee
April 10 Evening

Audio Described performances feature live narration interspersed with the actors’ dialogue used to provide information surrounding key visual elements.

April 9 Matinee
April 10 Matinee

“Hot off the heels of our critically-acclaimed digital production, it’s well past time for our audiences in the DMV to finally meet the glorious (and gorgeous) Ryan J. Haddad in the flesh! This pandemic asked us all to re-examine what physical intimacy could look like, and Ryan’s perspective on navigating those interactions as a gay man with a disability is one we need to hear more often. Oh, and he is still looking for a date—I’d be happy to set you up!”

Maria Manuela Goyanes, Artistic Director

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Approximate Run Time for Hi, Are You Single? is 1 hour.