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HO HO HO HA HA HA HA
BY JULIA MASLI
CO-DIRECTED BY JULIA MASLI AND KIM NOBLE
How to get here
Last time she was at Woolly, she sold out the house, earned Helen Hayes Award nominations, and left D.C. audiences roaring (and maybe questioning what just happened). Now, award-winning Estonian clown Julia Masli returns to Woolly with a holiday remix of her international hit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha—newly wrapped, ribboned, and ready for whatever festive chaos you bring.
In ho ho ho ha ha ha ha, Julia once again sets out to solve people’s problems—only this time, they’re holiday problems. From family meltdowns to gift-related despair, she’ll tackle it all with nothing but her heart, her leg, and a questionable mission to help humankind. No script. No plan. No guarantees.
It’s weird. It’s warm. It’s wildly unpredictable.
And it might just be the most uplifting chaos you’ll experience all season.
hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hihihi hahahahahahahaha HO HO HO hahahhahahaha hehe hahahahahahahahahaha
Accessibility Dates
ASL INTERPRETED PERFORMANCES
Friday, December 12th, 8pm
OPEN CAPTIONED PERFORMANCES
Sunday, November 23rd, 5pm
Audio Described PERFORMANCES
Saturday, December 5th, 5pm
MASK REQUIRED PERFORMANCES
Tuesday, November 25th, 8pm
What Comes With You to Woolly May Not Leave With You.
Throughout the production of ho ho ho ha ha ha ha Julia Masli will hear your problems and find solutions. While no two shows are the same, the show is friendly for all ages.
By attending this performance, you consent to the use of your voice and/or likeness in audio or video recordings that may be captured during the show. These recordings may be used by Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company for artistic or promotional purposes.
This show is improvised and heavily based on audience interaction therefore the content of the show will vary. It is suitable for ages 10 and up.
CHILDCARE MATINEES
In partnership with the National Children’s Theatre, Woolly Mammoth will host a Childcare Matinee performance on Sunday, December 7 at 5 PM. This childcare is for age groups 3-5 and 6-12 and will feature special workshops at Woolly during select performances so guardians can enjoy the performance. Cost: $25 per child
IN THE LOBBY
This winter, during the run of ho ho ho ha ha ha ha, Woolly Mammoth is proud to display a series of works on paper by Chinedu Felix Osuchukwu. This exhibition, “Chinedu Felix Osuchukwu Works on Paper: In the Moment”, will mark the first time that the artist has ever displayed his works on paper, and will culminate in a large showcase of Osuchukwu’s work at Woolly in 2026.
Born to Nigerian immigrant parents in Washington, D.C., master artist and instructor Chinedu Felix Osuchukwu develops works that seamlessly blends his Igbo and American heritage, creating a unique artistic voice creating a conversation between two worlds. His art, which includes sculptures, paintings, and murals, is featured in prestigious collections and museums worldwide, including the Biggs Museum of American Art, the Studio Museum in Harlem (permanent), and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Currently, he resides at his studio at Jackson Arts Center in Georgetown and teaches at Washington Studio School and the University of the District of Columbia.
While designated for audience members who share a particular identity as an intentional space for community building and celebration, these affinity performances are open to all.
Artist Affinity Night on Wednesday, November 19 at 8 PM – A space for DC artists of any medium to gather and meet! There will be a pre-show happy hour beginning at 6:30 PM in Woolly’s lobby where folks can get to know each other. Use code ARTNIGHT to book $25 tickets.
Equality Affinity Night on Thursday, November 20 at 8 PM – Members of the LGBTQIA+ community and allies are invited to join us for a special performance of ho ho ho ha ha ha ha and to stay after to enjoy a happy hour and discuss the show. Use code EQUALITY to book $25 tickets.
Young Professionals Night on Tuesday, December 4 at 8 PM – Join us for a pre-show mixer to get to know DC’s young professionals and leaders! Use code YOUNGPROFS to book $25 tickets.