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Want to champion sex and body positivity with us all summer? Buy a #NSFW pass for the “niiiiiice” price of $69 and see all three shows: Get On Your Knees, Hi, Are You Single? and Rest of Gay DC Drag Show. Pick your date, bring a date, celebrate!


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Get On Your Knees

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By Jacqueline Novak
Directed by John Early

July 14 - August 2

Presented by Natasha Lyonne
Executive Produced by Mike Birbiglia

Comedian Jacqueline Novak’s GET ON YOUR KNEES is the most high-brow show about blow jobs you’ll ever see. Novak spins her material on the femininity of the penis and the stoicism of the vulva into an unexpectedly philosophical show that’s part feminist outcry, part coming-of-age tale of triumph. Ira Glass calls it a “nearly Talmudic dissection of a subject. Really funny and just really like nothing else."


“Jacqueline Novak’s GET ON YOUR KNEES is the cornerstone of #NSFW. Jacqueline is a rising star who pokes at the often tricky relationship women have with their bodies and their sexuality, with a forensic and funny analysis of a supposed rite of passage with a certain male body part. Jacqueline is a fearless, intelligent, and powerfully subversive performer - a true Woolly artist.”

- Maria Manuela Goyanes, Artistic Director


Special Performances:

  • PWYW Performance is on Tuesday, July 14. Tickets for both performances will be available for purchase via the TodayTix app and TodayTix website. They'll remain on sale online until 5 PM on the day of the performance (or until they're sold out). If we still have tickets left, they will be sold at the box office on a first-come, first-served basis starting at 6 PM.

Hi, Are You Single?

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By Ryan J. Haddad
Directed by Danny Sharron and Laura Savia

July 17 - August 2

Ryan has a higher sex drive than you. He also has cerebral palsy. You can often find him on Grindr or at your local inaccessible gay bar. Join writer/performer Ryan J. Haddad on his search to find love. Or a date. Or at least a hookup. From encounters with drag queens to platonic lap dances, Ryan will guide you through the gay dating scene with his provocative take on intimacy, rejection, and judgment. His one request? Please bring an attractive male friend with you.


"I have wanted to introduce Ryan Haddad to the DMV since I got to Woolly. He is a captivating storyteller who charms anyone he meets within seconds. HI, ARE YOU SINGLE? fits perfectly into #NSFW as a complement to GET ON YOUR KNEES because it asks us to examine sexuality through the lens of a queer man with a disability. That in itself is a radical shift in perspective and one that I am thrilled to champion. Oh, and if you’d like to take him on a date, I’d be happy to set you up!"

- Maria Manuela Goyanes, Artistic Director


Rest of Gay DC Drag Show

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By #TeamHusband

July 24 & 31

Kings, Queens, and Monsters, Oh my!

Meet #TeamHusband, DC's premiere genderqueer real fake drag throuple. #TeamHusband produces QTBIPOC-centered drag+ shows showcasing the most sultry and surreal drag kings, queens, monsters, nonbinary performers, and other trans & queer performance artists the District has to offer. Radically silly and queer as heck, #TeamHusband shows are love letters to queer friendship, community, and camp. Come through, get your dollars out, and get ready for evening of pure delight. Absolutely no racism, anti-Blackness, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, fatphobia, or white gays clacking fans allowed.


“There’s no way #NSFW would feel complete without some fabulous DC artists. Welcome #TeamHusband as they take over Woolly with their stunning drag and burlesque performance parties. These artists truly embody what we want people to take away from #NSFW - the idea that every person, every body, every gender, every sexuality is gorgeous and deserving of physical and emotional love.”

- Maria Manuela Goyanes, Artistic Director



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